iPhone 4. Finally.

We all knew it was coming. We knew a bunch of things, or at least we thought so. We basically knew a lot about the software already. I have to say, I don’t know what I was expecting, but that “one more thing” seemed a bit underwhelming. 

FaceTime.

IF the person you’re calling has a new iPhone. IF you’re on Wi-Fi. And IF you both want to look like tools.

I know, someone is going to get excited about it. But I’m more excited about that screen. Oh, that glorious screen. What a fine looking lady that one is. Reading books doesn’t seem like a punchline on it.

Screen and speed. Speed even more than screen. I hate waiting even a second for an app to load. I’m such a spoiled bitch that way.

Well, just two weeks until iOS4 (awkward, but it makes sense if you think about how silly “iPhone OS” seemed on other devices, especially if the new Apple TV rumor comes to pass). Then a few more days for the hotness.

Nice. June is the month to be an Apple nerd.

Author: Seth Clifford

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